Get The F*ck Over…IT, by Peter Hobbes

A Satirical Self-Help Manifesto For Left-Lane Rage Survivors

There’s a special place in hell for people who treat the left lane like their emotional support lane. This book is your exorcism.

On the highway, there’s a social contract:

Stay right.

Pass left.

Get over.

But every day, that contract is shattered by an army of left-lane squatters, minimum viable speeders, clueless cloners, and passive-aggressive traffic philosophers who somehow believe going exactly the speed limit in the passing lane makes them the hero of everyone else’s drive.

It doesn’t.

Get the F*ck Over…IT is a satirical self-help parody for anyone who has ever been trapped behind a bad driver while slowly descending into spiritual collapse.

Each chapter applies the “wisdom” of bestselling self-help books like Atomic Habits, The Let Them Theory, and The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck to 13 infuriating left-lane driver types, dissecting their behavior through the warped lens of wellness culture, personal growth, mindfulness, and modern therapy-speak.

Inside, you’ll meet the Minimum Viable Speeder, the Left-Lane Squatter, the Drafting Leech, the Reactive Narcissist, and several other highway-based psychological disorders masquerading as human beings.

Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, observational comedy, and self-help satire — and anyone who has ever white-knuckled a steering wheel waiting for someone to just GET THE F*CK OVER.

This is not a book about becoming a better person.

This is a book about surviving the people who refuse to get the f*ck over.

Because we’re not getting the f*ck over it.