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These Things Happen, by Chris Caldwell

Do your pets like the local Animal Control officer more than they like you?

Ever wonder why the farmer down the road has boarded up his barn windows? Or why he gets so nervous the day of the full moon? Or where his cows go at night?

Do you know about the old man who ended up in Riverview Psychiatric Hospital when he was caught licking police cruisers?

Do you like eggnog? No, I mean do you really like eggnog?

This is the story of a cow, a doctor, an Animal Control officer, and a guy who likes eggnog, maybe just a little too much.

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